February 2012
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
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Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
dykestar:
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
This record is going to tear your little hearts out and stomp all over them. Get...
– Tegan Quin (via teganand-sara)
Tegan: Let's just play the song. I can’t stand listening to them talk over you talking. It makes my heart hurt.
Sara: Oh Tegan. Oh TeeTee, it's ok. When her heart hurts we have this velvet bag in a box and she has a zipper on her chest and we remove her heart and we put it into the velvet bag.
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cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
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literally my whole dash is carpool confessional....
Them not driving actually benefits us now.
gaykeeper-of-trqskq:
When teachers give you an assignment and say:... →
totally-relatable:
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When you grow up you start to appreciate the... →
totally-relatable:
LIKE NAP TIME
90’S CARTOONS
AND BASIC MATH
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Tegan Tuesdays just got THAT much better.
supplylight:
Carpool Confessionals every Tuesday.
Tegan's hair. The end.
whattheeffingcrap:
jifinmyfluff:
accurate
Canadian Shuffle: Tegan and Sara Band Bio (2002) →
canadianshuffle:
Tegan Tegan Quin, a Virgo, enjoys comfort foods and long talks about things that happened ten years ago that she “has gotten over” but still talks about them endlessly in this voice that is sort of like metal scraping against bone that is showing through your ripped flesh. Tegan is Sara’s…
Canadian Shuffle: Tegan & Sara Bio 2002 →
canadianshuffle:
Bio’s Are Hard To Write Because We Don’t Want To Sound Geeky We are Tegan and Sara. And we never thought we were geeky. Our mother has always said that nothing is geeky about us. But she didn’t think she was geeky when she went through that really bad early nineties stage with permed hair and…
MY TUESDAYS HAVE MEANING
this-business-of-art:
TEGAN AND SARA
NEW WEBSHOW
IN THE BACK OF THEIR CAR
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